Flame
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Heh...
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Post by Flame on Oct 19, 2007 3:48:26 GMT
Some people say their stupid, some say otherwise. I, personally, have no opinion. Some are great, some suck monkey nuts. Just post yours here!
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Post by concretedonkey on Oct 19, 2007 22:09:15 GMT
Your Momma's so fat even her shadow got stretch marks!
Your momma's so fat her shadow weighs forty pounds!
your momma's so fat she sits on a dollar and makes change!
your momma's so fat every time she turns around its her birthday!
your momma's so skinny she uses a cheerio as a hula hoop
your momma's so ugly she looks at milk and it turns to cream
You momma was a trash compactor! (if you've Played TS:FP you'll get that, that means you Timesplitter!)
I'm all momma'd out right now
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Post by RJ on Oct 19, 2007 22:15:42 GMT
You momma was a trash compactor! (if you've Played TS:FP you'll get that, that means you Timesplitter!) Explain... _________________ Yo Mammas so fat when shes in bed if she rolls over she burns her ass on the lightbulb |
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Flame
Shopaholic
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Heh...
Posts: 196
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Post by Flame on Oct 19, 2007 22:32:04 GMT
Yo Momma's so fat, she sits by everybody in the cafeteria.
My friend made this up and I thought it was pretty stupid, but meh, you may like it: Yo Momma's so fat, she fell in love and broke it...
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Post by Panthrus on Oct 19, 2007 22:41:27 GMT
Yo mamma is so fat that when she went to get weighed the scales said "one at a time please..."!!
Yo momma is so fat, that when she leaps into a swimming pool, the water jumps out!!
Yo momma is so stupid, she put her face in an empty fish tank and nearly drowned!!
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Post by Caboose on Oct 20, 2007 2:12:05 GMT
Yo momma is so stupid she said Am not, to R2(as in R2 D2, in Star Wars) | Post half removed due to possible racial slur | | -------------Thanks Timesplitter---------------- |
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Post by RJ on Oct 20, 2007 10:43:46 GMT
Saying yo mamma is so black... Could be considered a Racist comment so i removed them.
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Post by Panthrus on Oct 20, 2007 13:12:02 GMT
Yo momma is so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard!!
Yo momma is so fat, she has "HGV" logo and a licence plate number tatooed on her ass!!
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Post by RJ on Oct 20, 2007 17:42:25 GMT
LOL! lifeguad HA that crackd me up
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Post by concretedonkey on Oct 20, 2007 19:05:46 GMT
You momma was a trash compactor! (if you've Played TS:FP you'll get that, that means you Timesplitter!) Explain... _________________ Yo Mammas so fat when shes in bed if she rolls over she burns her ass on the lightbulb In the level 'Something To Crow About' R-110 says: 'you go on ahed I'll keep the robots busy' then 'your momma was a trash compactor!'  Yo momma's so ugly she got turned away from an ugly contest, they said ''sorry, no professionals''! |
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Post by RJ on Oct 21, 2007 18:51:49 GMT
ah yes understood lol
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Post by crazzycat on Sept 7, 2009 9:55:50 GMT
this joke is still popular?)
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Post by olla86 on Oct 13, 2009 8:51:12 GMT
Strange a little... It is not funny for me...
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